What ARE Parabens, anyway?
Paraben /ˈpærəˌbɛn/ (noun) : Parabens are a class of widely used preservatives in cosmetic and pharmaceutical products. They’re bad. Avoid them. They –insert long, unpronounceable, scientific words and facts here– that inevitably cause cancer and other horrifying diseases or misfortunes, according to basically everyone. But what are they? Are they really bad? Will my life really end...

